Friday, April 4, 2014

Atheists are so hip

Yanno, sometimes I just wake up in the morning and I pray, Oh God, atheists are so hip. They are so cool. They are the coolest people in the entire universe. And they know it. That's what makes them so cool. God, I wish I were as cool as an atheist. I think I'll become one so that I can be as hip and cool as them. They are just SO HIP. Because the only way to be hip and cool is to deny You. ... SO. DANG. HIP.

No. No I don't.

I hope sarcasm makes God chuckle.

I hope He isn't chuckling from the Cross as He dies for my sins and my salvation, out of eternal love for me, to share with me everything that is His that I might share my tiny heart with Him. ... Because I would imagine that chuckling on the Cross would be excruciatingly painful.

Written by Tiger Boldradish

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