DELUSIONS FROM SPACE

"Perhaps on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark. And you will never know it, for they may be from hell. Many scientists believe that beings from another dimension are watching us this moment. We once laughed at the horseless carriage, the airplane, the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio and even television. And now some of you laugh at religious beliefs. God help us in the future."

-(paraphrased) Edward Wood, Jr.

Delusions From Space thoroughly examines several scenarios for a faked Second Coming.

Some believe a Powerful and Elite Group will fake the Second Coming to impel everyone to convert to a unique variety of Fundamentalist Christianity.

Others believe the Antichrist will counterfeit the Second Coming in order to snatch total control of the world.

There are those who believe all conflicts in the World can be ended with a mock Second Coming. They feel justified in their deception for the cause of world peace.

Still others believe so firmly in their fanatical and heretical interpretation of Holy Scripture that they are determined to falsify a Second Coming to warrant the genocide of non-believers and Orthodox Christians.

Cynics believe only paranoid individuals would consider the possibility of a Powerful and Elite Group hoaxing the Second Coming. They dismiss the idea altogether.

A significant number of voters believe Satan will soon stage an obviously fraudulent Second Coming and then use his Left Wing Television News Media to accuse innocent Christians of committing the fraud. It is feared that the world will be immediately plunged into terrifying darkness, lightning, thunder and death.

We will discuss these and more possibilities in the next installment of the Delusions From Space series, Apparitions From Space!

Indeed, there is truth in all of them.

And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.

We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places! My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer! Let us punish the guilty! Let us reward the innocent!

My friend, you have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony. Can you prove that it didn't happen?